The Couch Guardian

Published: May 21, 2026

Series: Sweetums Says

I’m not in your spot. I’m protecting it with my whole body.

A loyal dog explains the true meaning of couch security.

Transcript: Woman: “Sweetums, that’s my spot.” Sweetums: “Correct.” Sweetums: “I’m not in your spot. I’m protecting it with my whole body.”

Tags: comics, pets, dog, german shepherd mix, collie mix, woman, humor, couch, home, sweetums says